The Power Of Lard letra

Lard
Lard

Lard, you can see it
In the clouds up in the sky
Lard, floats by in clusters
In our water supply
Lard, it's all of us, man
In our pores and in our hair
Lard's what we conceal
With these corny clothes we wear

Lard is all
Lard is divine
Lard is in control
Lard whips and chains our soul

Lard, we carry credit cards
Lard, we live in fear of art
Lard is the OM
Lard is revolution

Lard is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up and bites your nipple

Lard
Lard

Nowadays, most of us
Need someone to run our personal life
Someone to see that the plants are watered
Someone to make sure the place is clean
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting
Someone to call for theatre tickets
Someone to make up those cheap excuses

What we need is Lard
Lard

The answer, the dancer
The ointment, the dream
Absorb it, inflame it
Respect it, molest it

Lard
Lard

The country right now
Just wants to be soothed
And told it doesn't have to pay
Or sacrifice or learn
No one is over the hill
When the mountain comes to Mohammed
Lard, lard, lard

We love to eat, we love to pray
Mold over mind, hooray

The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard

Every time I take a crap
It's a cosmic experience
Religion and chemicals
Are the key to the future
Next time we have sex
Just pretend I'm Ed Meese
The weasels have it down, man
It's a whole new age

Lard

Which would you prefer, a computer or a gun?
The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know

Feel the Power of Lard
Feel the Power of Lard
Feel the Power of Lard
Feel the Power of Lard

Pity the poor trainer
In the stable when the race horse farts
Poison oak really is
The aphrodisiac of the Gods
When people are asleep
We must all become alarm clocks
Hey man
Life is my college

It's dental floss of the mind
Who will babysit the babysitters?

Ever hear about that guy in New York
Whose dick fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first, Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
If you love your fun, die for it
Die for it

The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard

Who will babysit the babysitters?
Who will babysit the babysitters?
Who will babysit the babysitters?
Who will babysit the babysitters?

The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard

Avoid everything
Avoid everything
Avoid everything
Avoid everything
Everything, everything
Everything, everything
Everything, everything
Everything, everything

The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard

Lard - Letras

• 70's Rock Must Die
• Ballad Of Marshall Ledbetter
• Bozo Skeleton
• Can God Fill Teeth
• Drug Raid At 4 AM
• Faith Hope And Treachery
• Forkboy
• Generation Execute
• Hellfudge
• I Am Your Clock
• I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog
• Mangoat
• Mate Spawn And Die
• Moths
• Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty
• Pineapple Face
• Sidewinder
• Sylvestre Matuschka
• The Power Of Lard
• They're Coming To Take Me Away
• Time to Melt
• Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World)
• War Pimp Renaissance